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Quit sticking the tree fogs to the ceiling fan .Noooooooooo they can not fly. This was after I walked in the room to find the tank that held 5 tree frogs empty , one kid on the top bunk bed and all 4 of my boys instantly silent when I walked in the bedroom. I did find all the frogs, grounded all the kids and turned back loose all the pets.( No frogs were injured in the making of this adventure. lol)
"Why is there cocoa dripping from the ceiling?!""Who thre the brick of cheese out the window?!"
It is NOT polite or even nice to ask Daddy (or anyone else) to smell your finger. Take the tutu off the dog. Remove the pink glitter from the rottweiller's face & do not re-apply.
You can't shoot the dog, even if he laughs at you for missing your shots at the ducks.
" No more make-up on the cat."
These are mommy's pantiliners. They are not to peel all the strips off and stick all over your clothing.
No you cannot go to school naked. No, cannot wear mommy's big girl bra to school.
I do not have kids so I cannot comment.
Lately- "Keep your hands out of the poo!" But then, my oldest is 2 and they're both squirmy worms at diaper time. And also "Please take all your toys out of the heating duct"
Please do not put lotion on the dog and I know you want to help grandma clean, however licking the windows is not the most efficient!
For the first time on Wedensday I had to tell my 8 yr old not to lick his pizza. This post caught my attention.
If you insist on pciking your nose please don't eat it and wipe it in a tissue! Yea really!
Years ago when my girl was so little we were at a pizza place waiting for lunch. I noticed she was chewing gum and since I didnt give it to her I asked her where it came from. Yep, ,from under the table! SPIT IT OUT!! NOW!!!
Don't lick the patio!
- Terri said:
I do not have kids so I cannot comment.
then why did you post a comment?
Let's see: No, you cannot give the dog a haircut (at 3, he wanted her to "look beautiful" and she had a bald spot for 2 months)You cannot go outside and take your clothes off in the snow! (yes, really, i was looking for a glove, let him go ahead of me and he knocked on the door completely naked and shivering. To this day I pray none of the neighbors saw him)Don't lick the wall
- Melynda said:
- Terri said:
I do not have kids so I cannot comment.
then why did you post a comment?
- Terri said:
Ha.. right?
No you may NOT paint the walls with your poo!!!!!
do not take nail clippers in your back pack; the school was on a rampage at the time and that particular principal no longer serves there.
Stop eating your socks! and Stop going in the fridge! My 2 year old takes his socks off and puts them in his mouth. He also likes to open the fridge and stand on the bottom ledge to try and reach something while the door almost shuts him in.
It sounds horrible but since they were babies when they would get the flu or the bug I told them pooping and vomiting was to get the buggies out and to drink drink drink and when they complained about puking from the water intake I would just tell them the buggies were coming out and they would be better even sooner.... my 11 year old still goes by it :) keep em hydrated!
When my son was 4, I always had to check to see if he was wearing underwear. I almost always had to tell him "Go put on your underwear!"When my daughter was 4 she had colored all over her hands with marker. I told her to go wash it out, and she returned and said "Soap takes out marker!" Go figure. 
- Melynda said:
- Terri said:
I do not have kids so I cannot comment.
then why did you post a comment?
- Terri said:
Do not comb my hair with the fork your eating with.
My 3 year old came up to me with a booger on her finger. I politely told her not to pick her nose. Her comment was "It's not my booger mommy, it's Jacob's" (her baby brother).
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