Years ago there was a popular book called The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat. It detailed some bizarre-but-true psychological conditions, including “visual agnosia” in which a person perceives something (wife) much differently than it is (hat). Before you start thinking this might be what’s wrong with your husband, note that it is extremely rare. And so are some (but not all) of the following surprisingly real afflictions. (Warning: Hypochondriacs should proceed at their own risk.)
Cell Phone Elbow: This one is actually on the rise. It happens when the ulnar nerve in the elbow is chronically compressed—like when it’s bent for hours on end holding a mobile phone to your ear. Symptoms include tingling, numbness, or pain in the forearm and hand—sort of a funny-bone sensation that won’t go away. It’s one more reason (in addition to driving hazards) to switch to a hands-free unit.
Blackberry Thumb: This is a repetitive-strain injury that comes from too much thumb-typing on a Blackberry (or similar handheld) or texting. The joint at the base of the thumb becomes inflamed, weak, and, in some cases, even deformed. To avoid this condition, simply text less. If a message doesn’t require a reply, resist the urge to send something.
iPod Finger: This is similar to Blackberry Thumb, but it results from repeatedly using the thumb in the circular motion required to operate the iPod’s touch wheel. Pain can radiate from the hand into the elbow and even neck. Again, the simple solution is to use it less.
Guitar Hero Wrist: If you have kids, watch for complaints of this. The repetitive, string-strumming motion of this popular game (and real guitar playing) can cause wrist tendonitis. Put a limit on their video game-playing time.
Adult ADHD: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is not just a kids’ thing. It affects millions of adults, some of whom had it as children, but others who are being diagnosed now. The signs include a lack of focus, forgetfulness, and impulsiveness. If you suspect you have it, don’t be afraid to check with your doctor.
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